LOL: Difference Between Men And Women In The Shower

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Jack and Mary got married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Jack’s Mom and Dad’s for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Jack’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Jack and Mary are up yet.

She replies, “No”. Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Jack and Mary up yet?”

She replies, “No.” Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”

His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Jack and Mary up yet?”
His mom says, “No”.

He asks, “Do you know what I think?” His mom replies, “Ok, now tell me what you think?”

He says: “Last night Jack came to my room for some Vaseline and I think….

I Gave Him My AIRPLANE GLUE.”
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